恶搞 暴笑 愚你没商量

时间:2018-02-06 16:53:28来源:<推荐访问:愚人节祝福语

  愚人节里把人愚,愚人之后心欢愉。愚人程度要注意,莫因愚人而伤人。愚人为在增情谊,愚人愚人不伤人。祝你愚人节里愚人欢愉,开心受愚。下面是新作文网小编为大家准备的愚人节祝福语供大家参考!

  1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

  答:because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)

  2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)

  答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

  3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

  答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

  4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

  答:are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)

  5.what tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)

  答:weeping willow. (垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

  6.when can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)

  答:when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)

  7.why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

  答:he's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

  8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?

  答:smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。